Hospital Jello Is Disgusting

[monarch_the]

Okay, so first off what the hell kind of crime bosses uses "blue rose" as their symbol? I mean are you fucking serious? They couldn't even do black rose? So gay.

But yeah, so the Cocoon was infiltrated and attacked AGAIN by some whackjobs looking for the baby. They took out like, thirty henchmen. The rest, as it turns out, were either defending

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[immasuperhero]

I knitted you a get well blanket!

[monarch_the]

I'll take that as a yes.

....And have you always known how to knit?

[immasuperhero]

I don't know! Have I? Gee. I sure do a lot of stuff.

Do you want it? It's really snuggly! And I made it orange because I realized you really really like orange.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, sure, why not. If only because I'll get to remind you later that you knitted me a blanket.

[peter_white]

I so called this one too! Man! I am just good this week!

Glad you're okay.

He is, and to be honest, I think it's an improvement.

[monarch_the]

Pfft.

Thanks. And yeah, god, me too. Luckily The Monarch was able to outmaneuver them with his superior skills! Oh, and I'm still up to doing the hang-out thing sometime. Long as it doesn't involve like, dancing or track and field.

You serious? He's acting like a forgotten younger brother from the Brady Bunch! It's like he's crippled but doesn't realize it.

[commanderamarao]

Is there any particular department searching for this child at the moment? If it made the papers, it should be returned soon.

[monarch_the]

Well according to some blonde priss who decided to jabber at me the kid has a mom. So why the hell she isn't stepping forward confuses the hell out of me. Maybe she's afraid of this gay "Blue Rose" guy.

[commanderamarao]

Maybe. You should really turn the baby over to somebody, though. The mother might not be able to publicly announce herself; witness protection, maybe.

[monarch_the]

Yeah yeah, as soon as I can track down the mom. I mean I just had my Cocoon trashed by fiv-- fifty guys to protect that kid. Like hell I'm just going to leave him on some Social Services doorstep now.

[smokingmerc]

Yer men're a bunch of pussies. A small, well-trained group'll always beat a big group of cowards.

[monarch_the]

Hey, hey, who ended up coming out on top, hm? It wasn't the assholes with the flower collars. I so won that battle!

[smokingmerc]

Yeah, sure. Yer men're still useless.

[monarch_the]

Well no argument there.

[imdeepthroat]

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[monarch_the]

[lock to Dr. Mrs. ]

Would you mind staying at the Cocoon for the next few days? Maybe get a sitter for your sorority lackeys or something? Hm? I mean I know you're all busy with your other villainy thing and all, but I've... I've missed you, pookums.

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[imdeepthroat]

[lock] A baby Monarch?! What the hell were you thinking?[/lock]

[monarch_the]

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Oh don't start in on that! I was thinking it was going to get eaten by a vampire! How the hell was I supposed to know it was going to draw in the five well-armed stooges? Where were you?

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