friday i got ruhl drunk. saturday started like i was living a sitcom and it was the part where you wake up and genuinely have to take stock of the room to decode your life ( Read more... )

when i was little, maybe like 7, i hung out with some new kid who lived next to my bus stop and at his house i had kool aid for the first time. when i didnt know what it was,his mom made some joke about how grrrr arrrrr its poisonnn(looking back it was kind of an adorably dumb mom joke). and we laughed and drank up, but i really didnt like whatever ( Read more... )

stuck at the airport. flight got ended before it started. theres a half decent chance i'm not gonna be home in time for channukah dinner tomorrow. balls ( Read more... )

so i got sick almost as soon as i got back from home and they cut my hours at the shop cuz of the economys. so i've spent a lot of my week laying around and stewing in thoughts that are not helpful and feeling useless ( Read more... )

i think i dont like my improv teacher at io. i just finished up my first year at second city, and i dont think i'm any kind of an expert at it or anything like that, i just have a good basic understanding of how performance should go. all my teachers in a year at sc made more sense than this guy at io. even my writing teacher at the annoyance ( Read more... )

so i was down at my parents place on election tuesday. i didnt go down to the field until they had announced obama the winner but as soon as it happend i booked down the street to grant park. it was the craziest thing, suddenly you're surrounded by a quarter million people who're all your best friend. it looked like they had taken all of the people ( Read more... )

tonight i was doing a scene at sc when someone shouted out zombies. not only was i a great zombie, but i fuckin killed it tonight. chewing on people,groaning, walkin around all slow. this is the role i've been training for my whole life. big laughs were had ( Read more... )

so i've had a strange couple of weeks. i more or less offered up two weeks of my life to the god of pharmaceuticals. no lie, two weeks just absent from my memory. well not totally absent, but everything that happened kind of blurs together in this sloshy, cant remember who i talked to about what, kind of way. i'm pretty sure i'm done pissing rocks ( Read more... )

tonight someone said something i havent heard in a while and it was good ( Read more... )

the chain on my mezuzah finally broke. after eons of breathy irish girls breaking it and then apologizing profusely, it finally broke for good. and in a way i dont think i can fix. even though none of them did it,i'm still blaming the irish girls, i dont feel bad ( Read more... )