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[monkeesuicide]

I am kinda' gettin' bored with how I look... I think I will "accidentally" lose an eye... the right one. That oughta' spice things up a bit.

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[killacupcake]

*hands u a spoon wit salt on it*

[monkeesuicide]

Grrr... I almost forgot the traumatic experience...

[monkeesuicide]

Awww... you too kind. I would so look like a bloody pirate then. Big hairy man with an eye patch. That would get the bitches.

[flohizzle]

I know what you could do: wash your hair. That oughta spice things up.

[monkeesuicide]

I already do that... sometimes... ass.

[squeaky_police]

Obviously the crazy hairdye fix I use won't appeal to you. Besides, I wouldn't want to spend two hours frying your super soft silky locks into a bleached straw-like mass of hair like mine. What's even worse is to imagine if we DID bleach your hair how bad the tangles would get then! oh it's making me cringe at the thought...I'd spend every day getting smacked in the face by a hairbrush. lol

[sex_mufin]

how about coming to visit kai and esther and we pummel you for never calling! thats a good one ;)

[monkeesuicide]

Heh~ while we are on that topic... I need you number again. Kinda' lost all my numbers when my phone fucked up.

[sex_mufin]

(828)631-4938