Where was the warning that tells people not to stick their dick in the toaster. It warned about everything else. Damn that hurt!

God, I had to do laundry today. I didn't realize how many cum socks I have used this week alone. Eh, let's face it, most of them are probably Michele's anyway. She is always getting caught dropping her jiz in a sock.

Sue asked me when I needed to go back to the doctor to get my stitches out. Cha, I'm like what. That's what fingernail clippers are for. I have not had stitches taken out by a doctor since 89. But, they were on my Achelies Tendon and I was like only 15.

As a disbled black mamamamamamman I still take time to enjoy the finer thththththtinththin stuff in life. Like gggagagggga table tinnis and foofoofoooffoo air hockey. Cuz I'm black, I naturally enjoy babbaabbabaskbabasbaa swimming with my hommies and bubububusbus busten caps in whities aaaasasaaasa hinies. And you know I lllllikes the ( Read more... )

As you all knows, I am a strong, proud, Afro-American. Well half anyway, my mamma is a sister, but that be close enough. Here is my delimma with all you white devils. You take our jobs, our women, and our black leaders. You expect us to show up on time and actually work in order for us to keep our jobs, that's no way for a black man to live, ( Read more... )

Your Stripper Name is Britney!

You're the stripper that everybody in the club talks about.

You'll do anything to stay off the streets - even if it's a bit sleazy.

Sex shows? Fetish acts? No problem... as long as you have a little nose candy first.

You'll do anything as long as you make money, even work at the Bunny Ranch!
Your "anything goes" ( Read more... )

You Have a Wet Pussy!

You've got the type of pussy guys never forget.

No need for flowers or foreplay, you're already wet.

You call yourself "natural Astroglide."

You're always ready to have something inside.

What Kind of Pussy Do *You* Have?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Wow, I have not lasted this long in a while. Normally I'm banging hot chicks and have to think about girls like you to keep from cumming. Now I only have to keep my eyes open.

Would you mind ducking down, there are some really hot chicks at that high school ( Read more... )

Tired of liter bugs and punk kids that feel that they need to run over anything in the road. This one cost a little bit of money but it is worth it. Go to McDonald's and order a couple happy meals, this will ensure that you get a large bag, and they usually stay put even when they are empty. Find an old piece of wood that is flat, preferably ( Read more... )