How do they plant seedless grapes?

When I was young (read: until I was twelve) I misunderstood the term overcast in regards to weather forecasting. When they said it was overcast out I thought that that meant they had screwed up the foreCASTING and overCAST. So when I heard the weather was overcast I'd be like: Oh shit they screwed up again.

Yeah.

My dog needs to have a ligament reconstructed in her knee cause she can't walk on it ( Read more... )

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I remember when I met boyfriend #1's mother ( Read more... )

Did anyone else notice they changed the caps on bottled water from an opaque, white plastic to a translucent white plastic? Does this bother anyone else ( Read more... )

My STD His-tor-y:

Round 1, Age 18

Dr.: That's a canker.
Me: Good to know.

Round 2, Age 20

Dr.: That's an ingrown hair.
Me: I see.

Round 3, Age 22

Dr.: That's a boil.
Me: Very well then.

Note: All Doctors' diagnoses bolstered by testing.

I'm going to see Weezer on the 9th, not the 6th. They look the same okay? And from what I understand they do dirty dirty things to one another.

When my Mom told us she was pregnant with my littlest sister she provided proof- a pregnancy test. When she handed it to me it broke open and I got my Mom's piss all over my hands. I'm gross ( Read more... )

When I was 10 I came upon a bird that had fallen out of a nest. The shells were near by- a light blue- the definitive colour of the robin's egg. My parents told me to leave the hatchling for if I touched it the parents would be able to smell me and wouldn't accept it back. I knew from my many bird books I had bought at the farmer's market (so ( Read more... )