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It is freezing in my house. I wear jogging pants and more often than not a sweatshirt during the day. It is truly ridiculous. It's colder than my mother's stares in here ( Read more... )

The results are back from my dog's lumpectomy, it is in fact a benign growth. I'm very happy ( Read more... )

I'm at KP's and G Unit's new place coming at you live ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was watching Jeopardy, which I haven't done in a long time, did anyone else notice that Alex shaved his mustache!  I was on fire!  I was getting like 80% of the questions right!  AND THEN I got final Jeopardy right!  It made my day.

(I set my mood to predatory cause smart wasn't an option).

Do people have pagers anymore?* I think the cellphone killed the pager- much like when video killed the radio star ( Read more... )

I was watching the "l word" and there were quite a few commercials for Red Lobster. Way to target your key demographic you clever crimson crustacean ( Read more... )

My cousin's girlfriend had her baby. I always thought that my cousin was gay, and I still do. His girlfriend is very mannish. She has the widest shoulders I've ever seen on the female form and huge gorilla hands. I hope the baby girl inherits my cousin's daintiness. There were several times I felt like picking up the baby and punching my ( Read more... )

When I pressed the "update" button in my previous entry it all of a sudden moved. At first I thought I was on drugs then I pressed the update button again and it said: "Processing whining" and then posted my entry. My, my, isn't livejournal a riot.

I have a friend that gave up MSN for Lent. Want to know what I give up for Lent? Same thing I do every year- Christianity, except I do it the whole year, so basically I'm better than everyone that goes to Church.