Ever witness the profound idiocy of a co-worker or just hated someone in general? Sure, we all have...and we'd like to render them a bloody pulp for our New Year's Resolution. But we cannot. Alas, we are bound by humanitarian law, and a universal commandment that we shall not injure our good neighbor. Being a good neighbor isn't enough in these ( Read more... )

And I'am turd. Ya know. I was once the cheef editor of a respectable newsletter. Unfortunitly, it didnot last. These sentai preface my next question. Why did Alf delete his journal? Is it just one of those perennial things? Why Al, why? Did you know that I check up on your archives daily? You;re deleteing fo your' juornla pissed meoff. I'm ( Read more... )

Time flies past; a dream is made stale. Caught in a thought loop, I am. I fear it--no foreseeable endgame, no cheat, no apriori knowledge. It is logical that I have no answer. I've regretted inaction/compromise before. I've fallen to pseudo-logical predictions/conclusions, regrettably ( Read more... )

I: driving in holiday traffic, no more. I will fly from now on. My Grand Marqius is fitted to fly. I modded the hub caps so that thus they fold under vehicle of distruction and initiate the maglev hyper-capacitor and thruster. An Athlon 64 mod chip distributes precision instructions concerning electron dispersal amongst my quad-hyperdrive ( Read more... )

Have you ever craved a piece of chicken? Have you ever craved it with a crispy crust and nice moist texture? You too? Me neither. I hate fried chicken and those that love it. My plasma rifle is waiting to render them a scorched pile of meat. Okay, enough of them ( Read more... )

Today, I witnessed chaos in the Whole Foods back-room. Notice here: we hold an abundance of unnecessary products in back stock. Some of it is for the holiday rush; other stuff is just there to take up space, me thinks. I've had the privilege of lifting box after box of product, and my body is made of titanium alloy, the same material used in lax ( Read more... )

I've been buying alot of Metallica stuffs in these past few and in the process have compiled a playlist of favorites. The problem came when I tried to order them in an appropriate manner. The early songs are epic in scope whereas the later songs from Black Album on are not the same. More apparent is the difference between 80s Metallica and 90s ( Read more... )

It was a dark and stormy night. It sucked ( Read more... )

Christmas ( Read more... )

She's in her 30s and looks her age--both young and mature, simultaneously. She has a soft, almost childish voice. "What more is there to know?" but she doesn't even say it. Freedom.