Well, some people know that I've been Whole Foodsing for a while. It sucks. I went to the career center at Washington College and got some job search advice and some resume tips. They were good tips, I thought. Another thought was that I had a new job lined up at AACC building in Glen Burnie as a Computer Lab overseer-whathaveyou. Not true. ( Read more... )

but I deleted it for your convenience.

I'm currently employed as a whole-foodser at Whole Foods Market. One question: WHY?

I should just make them pay me more. How to do that... ??

I should work from home.

Write? No. It's not going to happen. Too much has changed.

Drink? No. I don't have the will to do that even.

I need to get an

Some write for good luck, others for ass. I'll choose the latter.

Dining at the Cafeteria is fine, but so is sitting on the toilet. Laughter loosens the bowels.

Nightmares trigger pheremones in the female baboon. The male often comforts the shaken partner.

Idiots sigh at the sign of a red light. Their lives would be healthier without such

The following idea comes from my experience in carpooling and liking to buy electronic gear while drinking a Frappuccino. It's all about convenience and polution reduction working in concert ( Read more... )

I find it funny how some people misinterpret a comment and morph into an angry elephant. Homo sapiens are truly amazing creatures ( Read more... )

While watching the debate today, I got disgusted with the disrespect the candidates had for the time limits. CNBC didn't want the candidates to go on and on as politicians and self-important fuchs love to do: talk forever. The candidates start out all right, but once one has gone over the time-limit Scott free, they all jump into the grape pit. ( Read more... )

You'll recall my prior discomfort with the hurricane and its menacing. I was trying to submit humor, and all that I accomplished was setting the grief of others. "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. So do all who live to see such times. All we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." - ( Read more... )

Yes, you know that I belong(ed) to a fraternity. So, it was crap that the Crab Feast in C-town was cancelled. Oh well. I need to get a job. I just got tired of saying that for the 20th time. Oh well. This entry sucks. It took me 30 seconds to type.

My thoughts now: the BG&E and PIKE disaster repair crews are MD/VA's answer to NYFD. A commemorative mesh baseball cap seems appropriate. Hurrah! Monty Python foot drop!A few highlights ( Read more... )