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Our main phone line has gone down. Static - wasn't even rolling over to the voice mail. Actually, not a great trauma in itself - the Qwest folks were quick and helpful, and they're sending somebody out in the morning. That's not the problem. It's their stupid tech support line. They've got this idiotic setup where a recording asks you to ( Read more... )

Well they tell me of a pie up in the sky ( Read more... )

"We were young; we were irreverent; we were arrogant; but WE WERE RIGHT." - Abbie Hoffman

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Some time back (about two years ago), I made some posts in this journal that were very inappropriate and were found by people whose feelings were, quite justifiably, hurt. Sincere apologies were offered and accepted (or so I thought) and, as far as I am concerned, that was the end of it. I believed that the others felt the same. Recently, ( Read more... )

If I had a hammer ( Read more... )

An interesting day. I spoke to the "bearded captain," and apparently the Avenger of Evil only needed the one torpedo. Open government laws can be one hell of a weapon if you know how to aim them. The sub is still patrolling ( Read more... )

It is just before sunrise. The attack submarine Avenger of Evil glides through the inky blackness, and the bearded captain nods grimly to the first mate. "Flood torpedo tubes one and two."

Firing solutions calculated, the Avenger of Evil slices through the water toward its unsuspecting prey. The captain shakes his head sadly. Fools. Why did ( Read more... )

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