Some guy in Arkansas is suing McDonalds, the franchise owner, and the store manager because he lost his cell phone there, and the naked pictures of his wife showed up on the internet. That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

It's been a good long while since I've had a nice, exasperating night at Cosmic's ( Read more... )

Know what I want to do?
Go to the beach and bury a metal detector.

Weird- a little more than a paragraph went missing from the last post. You didn't miss too much ( Read more... )

So Sherry finally talked to me last night. A whole sentence ( Read more... )

Got a computer today.
This is going to be fun.

So, I accidentally took the day off today. Meaning, I slept through my alarm by almost three hours, something I haven't done since I was burnt beyond repair over at Galactic last summer. That was a rough time- it was right after Jim jumped over that fence and landed like a stupid ass and broke his heels. In less than a week after being promoted ( Read more... )

I've never liked Sundays. Back in high school, I worked weekends, and then had to wake up and go to church, lest Mom grounded me again. It never made sense, seeing as how my one day of rest denied my being able to sleep in. That whole Catholic upbringing thing has never been praised for being low maintenance ( Read more... )

So Cosmic's is open again. That whole "out of business" thing was pretty short lived. At least I have my living room back ( Read more... )

Good news: I am the still the greatest waitress on the planet, even after a two year hiatus ( Read more... )