I finally have a real computer again. It's been too long ( Read more... )

That was close. I almost shouted, "Damn! It smells like unwashed gamers in here!" But I didn't. Picking my battles, but seriously, people need to wash more often.

Found this in an old notebook while settling in.

Jenni: Ants are like Mormons.
Mo: How?
Jenni: I mean, you have the queen, right? And all the males sit around and fuck the queen all day long while the females do all the work...
Mo: Yeah. Just like Mormons.

And now off to the Turf Club for the cheap-ass Dillinger Four show.

Important personal items have been going on vacation right and left. My cell was on Jenni's counter the whole time, so that disaster turned out just fine. But sometime last night my keys took their leave, and I really think I'm a bit screwed on this one ( Read more... )

I've misplaced my cell phone, dammit all. It's most likely in Jenni's car, but since she's out gallivanting with that gentleman caller of hers, I won't be able to check on that for a while now. Balls out the window, I really hope it's in her car. That's the last place I used it- talked to Socks at the car wash. If it's not, I get it replaced, ( Read more... )

I love my stupid friends, really ( Read more... )

Everything is fine.
I slept more than four hours and I have my room for the rest of the month, which is more than enough time to get everything under control and find a new living situation.
Purple survived, and next chance I get, he is getting one helluva talking to.

I'm going to have a beer, read some smut, and call it a night.

Is "cluster-fuck" a hyphenated word ( Read more... )

I'm finally throwing my own party. Wait. I should say, I'm finally throwing my own birthday slash New Year's party ( Read more... )

I swear to whatever, the next person to go after my computer without permission gets a fork to something important. Yes, it's real. I know, it is, in fact, a very small computer. That's why I bought it. It fits in my purse. No, you can't "try it." Why? Because I'm using it, you nad ( Read more... )