I need a wax. I mean, i cant go to hollywood with a hairy chest. cant do anything about my watermelon, so at least i should get a nice wax. i dont think it's gonna happen. fine. no ocean for me, ugly gay italian.

never fucking buy it. it's an insult to my native cuisine. they even dare write "better ingredients, better pizza" on their box. First of all, I think they use cheddar instead of mozzarella. And they have replaced the dough with fucking pastry so after a couple of slices I just felt like spewing. BLAH

so my neighbours are weird. people in my building use the fire exit to go to the back garden, which i dont really agree with since the stairs are right outside my kitchen door and people look in all the time. Moreover, my very close neighbours have decided to put 2 fridges by the stairs, right outside their kitchen. I mean, why the fuck would you ( Read more... )

yes, da volpi is back. BIGGER and better. yeah i'm fucking fat now no i'm not posting no more pictures until i've lost my excess luggage. Guess what I've been going to the gym but I'm off to America next week, so probably when I get back I'll be even fatter then when I left. fuck ( Read more... )

i've just come back from the beach...you won't believe it, it took me like 4 hours and a half to get there, it normally takes 30 minutes...the whole motorway was a massive traffic jam it was scary...

so the camcorder is bought...i'll start shooting next week.

back in italy...again...i'm fat already ( Read more... )

i just wanted to post the scissor sisters videos i took last night but unfortunately they're already packed in my suitcase with my portable hard disc. i spent the last few hours googling the name of the boy i like...how pathetic is that? (i'm still waiting for my cab to come so i have to entertain myself somehow ( Read more... )

the news is:

- I'm mildly heartbroken again. well not really, just disappointed.
- I'm going to italy in 2 hours and i'm sitting at my desk half naked with all my stuff to pack-
- We've just come back from a great Scissor Sisters gig. well worth the price of the ticket.

see you in italy!

more work...as spazobilly suggested, here's "hit me baby one more time"


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manuela has just sent me this old pic of myself and ozzie...so sweet...

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