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Weather Confusion
Everyone on my Facebook feed is posting about the horrible weather all over the country. Which is weird because up until two days ago I was in Chicago - the place
where warmth dies. But now I'm at my girlfriend's place in LA where it's beautiful and I feel hot walking around in my t-shirt.
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What?
Suzanne Collins, the woman who wrote the Hunger Games books, also wrote for Clarissa Explains it All. I think president Snow was just a future version of Clarissa's evil brother Ferguson. There's no explanation - just a pet theory. -
The rarest genre of them all!
Whew, it’s been a long time since I posted. Hell, it’s been a long time since any of you posted. Is blogging slowly starting to get replaced by stupid things like Twitter and Facebook? Listen, no one cares if I’m currently eating a doughnut, so I’m not going to buy into the Twitter world.
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On Disney Movies
As a kid born in the eighties, I was of course affected by the “Disney Renaissance” of the early nineties. You would be hard pressed to find someone in their twenties and early thirties who doesn’t think back fondly on those movies. The individual movies had their issues, no arguments there, but as a whole there really was something special going ( Read more... ) -
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I can't think of anything to post about. Maybe you guys can give me some topics to get the old juices flowing. Relationship stuff seems to be my forte so I'd suggest staying in that general area. -
Evan Almighty 2: Evan Mightier
This is a boring post about a theory I’ve had for quite some time now. Don’t read it. Go make yourself a sandwich. Seriously. I suggest turkey on rye with some Swiss cheese,
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Let's Hear it For the Boys
When I was about six years old and in Mrs. Manner’s first grade class, they brought in a special speaker one day to tell us about this program called “Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” I can’t remember the way she looked or sounded, but her smug attitude is still something I keenly recall twenty-one years later. It was explained to us that the ( Read more... ) -
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My Jeans: I don't think you're a size 30 anymore.
Me: I don't care what you think.
My Jeans: When was the last time you even wore your belt?
Me: Shut your pie hole.
My Jeans: Speaking of which, how many times have you made pumpkin pie over the last few weeks? And let's not even talk about that cheesecake...
Me: Shut up!
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How to Survive a Paranormal Activity Movie
Continuing my scary theme for Halloween, we’re going to be talking about the biggest horror movie franchise of the new millennium: “Paranormal Activity.”
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