The Chevy ad parody

The original Chevy ad

Tomorrow I will stand up in front of a bunch of new teachers-to-be and I will tell them all about what they have to look forward to. I'll wear my cohort t-shirt and some teacher pants and try to sound official. The first day of school is on Wednesday and I think I'm scared... hopefully they won't be able to tell, or to smell my fear like bees and ( Read more... )

Tomorrow:
Seward Park Benaroya Seafair Triathlon
7:25 am start, wave 5 purple caps
I'll be #762 in spandex rarin' to go.

I'm nervous and excited. Going to go make myself some pasta so I can load up on the carbs and swim, bike, run faster. I'll let you know how it goes, I hear the water is nice.

So, Seattle is experiencing a miniature heat wave (yes, all of you outside of the area can just laugh at me and my 90 degree weather). I've decided that to cool off and make good use of my huge front porch space, a kiddie pool is in order. I don't live where there is a good outdoor pool and the lake gave my brother swimmers' itch the other day. ( Read more... )

No one will go camping with me and because I'm a smart girl I won't go camping by myself. I think that my next camping trip will be some halfway point between here and Idaho so that my mom and I can meet up and camp together because no one else wants to camp with us. Instead, tomorrow I will head over to Wenatchee to see all that the apple ( Read more... )

This is what I'm doing tonight - Jealous? 826 Seattle is a non-for-profit that helps kids who want to be writers for free yay for kids ( Read more... )

Because I was bored and Pirates are cool.

My pirate name is:

Captain Ethel Vane


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I've done something similar in my English classes - combine words from several columns to create witty Shakespearean insults. Now, they put it on the internet and although the creativity is gone, the humor is still there. Check out the Random Shakespeare Insult Generator ( Read more... )

Today I woke up, steeped my tea and made my way to the Connolly Center. Morning lap swim yet again. There are regulars coming since I was a bleary-eyed freshman guard. I do have to say that the pay has improved (and was probably what swayed me to take the shifts in the first place). Did you know that they pay morning guards time and a half just ( Read more... )