I saw There Will Be Blood last night and I do declare that Daniel Day-Lewis is my new Kevin Spacey. Daniel Day-Lewis is so effing awesome in that movie that I want to make 10 million babies with him and then eat the babies in order to absorb that Day-Lewis goodness.

I also really liked Paul Dano (Eli and Paul). He can be my new Steve Coogan.

I ( Read more... )

As I write these words, there is an adorable baby rat by the name of Sid crawling around under my shirt, occassionally stopping to nibble on my brassiere. His brother Gogol sits contently in his cage, chewing rhytmically on a slice of baby carot.

I love my babies. My little MLK Day gifts. They're so friendly and playful. They like to run up and ( Read more... )

It has long been the opinion of Mozapheliac that New Year's Resolutions are 3 parts gay, 2 parts lame, and 9 parts pointless. It's stupid to think that you're really going to lose the weight, quit smoking, stop cheating, etc. just because it's that time of the year again. Resolving to make a life-altering change without really being ready does ( Read more... )

 If there's one thing I hate more than life itself, it's that one cannot say something like "If there's one thing I hate more than life itself..." without sounding like an emo douche-hammer. It's actually really absurd that a person can no longer express any type of unhappiness without feeling like an ass, all due to a bunch of whiney wanks with ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is Erica, I am a 13 year old girl circa 1977. Why? Because I have been blasting Journey for the last hour or so, mostly just playing "Don't Stop Believing" on almost contast loop, occasionally interspersed with some of my other fav Journey tunes ( Read more... )

You know you're in a sorry position when you've been depressed for so long that you've become bored with it ( Read more... )

Have you ever wanted to receive annonymous sexual compliments and/or invites via the internet, but just weren't sure how to go about doing it? Did you ever want to go to bed at night, tormented by the thought of some sweaty, would-be sex offender jerking off to the thought of you? Have you ever wanted to be mistaken for a whore?

Well, then, you are ( Read more... )

Hi there. Long time no see, eh? Well, I don't know about you kids, but I've had a pretty interesting....however long it's been since I last posted. I've been super busy with school work and extra-curricular activities, I haven't been sleeping, I haven't been eating well, I've made some pretty interesting life decisions, and I'm pretty sure that my ( Read more... )

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