Mix oxygen with my pit-gas and you can weld with the mixture...
I'm off to find a putty knife to scrape my tongue off of the roof of my mouth.

Ether does make an excellent party favor...
As predicted the bus slept damned well last night. What a great way to take a party on the road! Hell yeah! Keep your limousines!;-)
It's damned nice when the band is ( Read more... )

I get some things done eventually when I set out to do them. (King of all procrastination that I am)
Got the camera. (Huge step) Found a compatible tripod. fun to play with. Turn on the camera and take in the view.
Next I'll spray paint three sides of a box white. You know make a stage for photographing objects.
Soon I'll be turning the residue ( Read more... )

This Demands A Mass Action

Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the ( Read more... )

here's to the hummers everywhere!

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Amazing how serious we take ourselves. We write our rants, our stories, our prayers and dreams. Then we send them out for anyone or no one to read and then we put filters and "friends only" and try to hide from anyone who might care more than those who pass in the night, or we have some agreement with so we won't have to dine alone every night ( Read more... )

Not quite awakened from a very sound sleep I crawled through the dark in the direction of the ringing cell phone. I dreamily answered the mouse and missed you yet again.
I'm glad that you feel free to call me anytime and I look forward to your next attempt..."Baby."

We refuse sympathy and intimacy with people, as if we waited for some better sympathy and intimacy to come.
But whence and where? Tomorrow will be like to-day. Life wastes itself whilst we are preparing to live.
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I grew up hearing the phrase"Hard work never hurt anyone." So often it seemed to echo in empty rooms at times.Were I planning on a headstone I'd have that with a "Yeah. Right." along side.

What was the biggest lie you were told over and over again. What lie made an impression? or what did this make you think of?

Sometimes insomnia isn't so bad. I can walk about the yard and enjoy the night blooming flowers. The coyote digging in my compost heap looked up at me as if I was disturbing a gourmet at a five diamond restaurant I could smell her and realized she was on heat. No wonder she was "fearless". The neighbor lost their toy poodle to a coyote the other ( Read more... )

I've been thinking. Since I've got this chronic insomnia thing and do so much computer work late at night it's only natural I'd like to find some other vampires out there to friend. The sane and the habitually sober may not enjoy my company.

All Aboard For Funtime!