I am still alive. You may have had reason to doubt this since my last entry was May 6th but I really am. Pretty much everything I have going on right now is either too tedious for LJ or something I can't do anything more than be needlessly cryptic about for another month or two ( Read more... )

Brought to you by Edward Muscare - registered sex offender in the state of Florida.

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Three organge paedophiles set out to interrupt a young boy's attempts to meet women who are a little too old for him, however he eventually defeats them by adopting a few distasteful black stereotypes, donning a pimp hat and leaning against a car he isn't old enough to drive.

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"I'm going to make him come tonight, over at my house"

As I watch the news I find myself wondering what we used to talk about before the recession.

I have a new system. Now, whenever I end up having to work with a cretin[1] and I make it through the day without saying something mean or spending time trying to wish them to death I get a McFlurry.

[1] The kind of bullysome prick who gets aggressive with someone and then goes crying to the boss when they react badly.

Inspired by some ideas to unfuck our "great" "nation" as put forward by bastun_ieSterilise, at their own expense, anyone who plays music on the bus, dart or luas on their shitty phone. This will ease the welfare burden of childrens' allowance as well as develop a new area of the medical profession. Consider same for anyone who climbs on public transport on ( Read more... )

From 2003 - Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, a computer technician, is one of thousands of Army National Guard and Reserve members who could soon be called up to active duty in Iraq.

Let me just say that again - Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

Mamma Mia is being watched in the next room. I just saw a scene where forty predatory women charge a small food stall with two men at it, tie them to a lamp post and grope them.

Fucked up.

Girl rabbit passed away last night. She had a fun past couple of weeks and it wasn't terribly surprising but still a bit sad.

Anyone know how long does it take to finish Wolfestein 3D?