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"You're marrying a man?!"

Breathe. Stay Calm. Give her a chance to explain herself. This is going to be just like that time she thought she had to marry that Italian guy. We found out she didn't and it all worked out. Carly wasn't that serious about it before, she can't be that serious about it now.

"No. I'm marrying a woman. Of course it's a ( Read more... )

There's gotta be a decent reason why Sammy's dragging me away when he knows I'm supposed to be testing new shit today. And it's gotta be huge, because he got into work grinning like a total goof, and it's been freaking everyone out. But he hasn't said anything yet, he's just been in the ring sparring with Raoul.

"Dude, what is it."

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Christ, my head ( Read more... )

Walking into the crowded bar, I surveyed the room quickly. 3 cameras; each in their own corner, and a lone security guard who didn't look like he could be more than a ten second problem for me. Fat, bald, a five star hotel could do better if they were willing to be a little more generous ( Read more... )

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