Being woken up at seven in the morning is totally not cool ( Read more... )

"The man's hand my damn lawnmower for months."

Well, his wife is nothing to brag about either. She thinks she's ( Read more... )

I'm wondering how pissed she is ( Read more... )

I don't know why Lauren made me come along to move stuff out of my house when she kept saying I was sick in the head. There's nothing wrong with my head. I can think fine. I just get dizzy and things are funny and then I laugh too much. But she said it's because of that warehouse they sent me to ( Read more... )

I'm going crazy ( Read more... )

I've always been amazed at how many weapons you can conceal on your person without it being really all that noticeable. I mean, you'd be able to pick out a couple on me, but not a lot. I really really like that. I'm more a gun kind of guy, but I wanted to come prepared, so I have a few knives with me as well. Anything to get the job done ( Read more... )

Carly, I think we should talk about this.

I slammed the door to Lauren's apartment, went over to the closet, and dropped my bag in. If there's anything I don't want to do, it's talk about it. Especially with her, because I know that on some level, she's happy about this. They all are, and they're intelligent enough to keep their mouths shut about ( Read more... )

"Dude. What happened to you?"

"My wife."

I'm freakin' covered head to toe it dirt and mud and God knows what else. My clothes are all ripped up. Safe to say that Carly's car is freakin' gone. And she's also turned out to be the enemy. Who tried to kill me with said gone car.

This is not a good day.

"Dude, she really was working for the other ( Read more... )

This breathing thing Lauren talked about isn't working. Maybe she's right. I should take up yoga and meditation and all that spiritual shit ( Read more... )

This isn't freakin' fair. The guy, tiny and kind of tan, drives off on a bike. And naturally, I'm not going to get a clear shot with a Widowmaker, so I'm stuck trying to find another way to figure out who he is and kill him. Then I have to get Tank, but that shouldn't be too hard as long as no one else shows up.I started searching through the wreck ( Read more... )