Kevin sat hunched on a stool in his tiny houseboat, (which was more of a shack on a raft than a house of any sort) his electric eyes locked onto a tiny, blinking television screen. His concentration was torn away from the bright image for a moment as he reached for a small container of fish food, and sprinkled it down into his throat. His metal jaw ( Read more... )

"Boss! 'Ey Boss!" came a cry from the far end of the warehouse. The quick patter and slow thud of food steps told Marino that his crimnal duo had returned. "Boss!" squeaked Itches a final time as he rounded the corner, eyes jittering and chest heaving, "Mr. Mustachete is BACK!"

Marino stood up at once. "Back? BACK YOU SAY?" His nervous eyes glanced ( Read more... )

When you hear the term "nega-darkness", do you think of light?

In a dark, steamy, Mexican forest; a man was frolicking through the brush, when all of a sudden “Friggle Kalen!” shouted through the trees. The figure dropped to the ground and in a bloating yelp cried, “Oh, my knuckles!”

Laughter then came screaming from the left, and the dark figure rose into the light showing Kalen’s troubled face. “Who is the ( Read more... )

"I love Andrhea sooo much. She is the best girl in the world. Everyone else should love her tons as well. Andrhea is much cooler than ANY OF YOU AND I LIKE HER THE MOST. The end."

Spoke Andrhea to the mirror.

There was a man in a suit. He wore a stiff-brimmed hat, and carried a suitcase with two locks holding it together. He did not speak, and he did not wear gloves. He walked with dangerous strides and was hard, harsh, and severe in manner of character. Such things can be learned from making council with him, though such an act is highly warned against ( Read more... )

21)Amanda McCurdy and the Japanese businessman locked eyes across the subway car. There was no one else aboard. They had gotten on at precisely the same time, on the opposite ends of the carriage, and now they stood locked in position as the train began to move. Squarley between them, with measurments so equal not even mathematics could help, lay a ( Read more... )

Vince Grill awoke hazily, his head groggy and his pulse holding a dance party within his temple. His space suit made it difficult for him to sit up, but he managed, awkwardly. He looked about his holdings with disdain, and kicked with rickety metal fence with a rattle that showed it wasn't going anywhere. He grunted. With a hiss he clipped off his ( Read more... )

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Cornelius frowned, because as we all know he lacked the ability to make any sort of noise in any way, shape, or form. He frowned at the colorful birds and twinkling stars which soared and flitted and floated around him, and he furrowed his brow ( Read more... )