Comments | mrbungle: Skittering from shadow to shadow like a lizard (or evil gnome)

mrbungle

Skittering from shadow to shadow like a lizard (or evil gnome)

Sep 28, 2010 11:24

As I'm sure you're aware/sick of hearing, it has gotten incredibly hot in Southern California. The idea of record highs is so bizarre. "This is literally the hottest it has ever been in all of recorded history." Sort of mind boggling. It boggles. Is/are boggling. Have/has/had boggled ( Read more... )

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vleemuimui September 28 2010, 19:15:24 UTC

I'm glad you're finally swimming. See, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE because splishing and splashing water fun > anything else.

Also, eew to water sex, especially hot water sex. Isn't that super bad for your body/holes? hahahahah "holes."

mrbungle October 1 2010, 17:40:49 UTC

Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm getting there. Eventually I'll be that old dude at the pool that is totally DGAF.

And yeah, way bad for holes. I was going to get into a discussion about this right now, but I know that is not what you want. :)

fallyretro September 28 2010, 19:27:52 UTC

Fucking in a pool is totally gross. She'll probably get an infection unless she's some immune alien whore, and the universe will balance itself out. They should put signs up.

I laughed at this:
Sort of mind boggling. It boggles. Is/are boggling. Have/has/had boggled.
Out loud.

Also, every time I puke my back usually hurts for a few days after, so I'm sure it's that. Or a facehugger.

mrbungle October 1 2010, 17:45:06 UTC

I dunno, I don't think you'd get an infection. I mean...chlorine should kill the germs and such, right? I mean, it's bad for other stuff, but whatever.

OK. I'm glad I'm not the only puke-back-pain person. We have so much in common!

jiggahava September 28 2010, 19:41:54 UTC

Get a swamp cooler. Cheap easy, you fill it with water and ice and it blows cold air all over your sweaty body. It'll make your life 5000X better.

mrbungle October 1 2010, 17:46:12 UTC

Is that the kind that goes in the window? We'd have to find a way to have that installed, which sounds...difficult. :(

jiggahava October 1 2010, 23:11:15 UTC

No, no, it stands upright. No installing required. Just plug it into a wall and you're good.

greenfly422 September 28 2010, 19:54:56 UTC

This post made me LOL like 6 times in a row. You should write a book!

mrbungle October 1 2010, 17:47:05 UTC

Aw. Thanks. :)

But I don't think the folks at Simon & Schuster are gonna let me just have brain diarrhea all over the place for 300 pages. I'd probably have to think up a plot first.