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There's no basement in the Alamo.
If you click here, teh internets will take you to a story that my fiance wrote. It's really good--shades of Shirley Jackson, and Stephen King (the Dark Tower stuff, but just the good Dark Tower stuff), and some Phantom Stranger in there as well. I quite liked it.
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Okay, so as soon as I hear the name Darren Aronofsky, I begin to gush.
If you’re not familiar with him, he wrote and directed Pi and Requiem for a Dream (well, co-wrote, with one of the greatest authors ever), and The Fountain. Oh, also, he turned down the opportunity to direct Batman Begins, and he’s directing the American version of Lone Wolf ( Read more... ) -
Harumph.
Dear Self-Appointed Internet Pundits:
You can only tell whether a day is a historic day when it has become that--HISTORY. I'm as excited as the rest of you, but the anal retentive freak in me feels like he's being hit with a sock full of oranges.
Other than that, today is awesome.
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Lists lists lists.
Things I got for Channukah:
Flannel Sheets.
Penn and Teller: Bullshit! Season 1.
Left for Dead.
Things I got for Christmas:
Prince of Persia.
Jim Henson's the Storyteller - The Definitive Collection.
John Hodgman's More Information Than You Require.
A Comforter.
Comfy Slippers.
Engaged.
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At this time of year I am overflowing with Christmas Rage.
Okay, so I'm in the Target buying some wrapping paper, which is foolish, because Target's wrapping paper is universally terrible. It's like the CEO of Target started as a stock boy in charge of the wrapping paper, and when he made the big time, he made the pronouncement, "MAKE WRAPPING PAPER SO TERRIBLE THAT NO ONE WILL BUY IT, AND, ACCORDINGLY, ( Read more... ) -
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So as of yesterday, I suffered from major depression ( Read more... ) -
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Okay so you know how you're walking out the front door to get the dry cleaning out of the car, and you fall down the steps, and skin your knee, and a loved one, like my fabulous girlfriend, comes out to see if you're okay and you yell out, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?"
My last post was kind of like that. -
Waiting for the other shoe to fall.
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Dear Readers:
Thanks to my insanely brilliant girlfriend Erin, there is a new category of bad human.
As of July 1, those individuals who combine the worst characteristics of both Jackasses and Douchebags will henceforth be known as "Jackbags."
Thank you for your attention.