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"And there's a French guy beating off on a ghost"--Patton Oswalt
So, one of the worst things you can do in your blog is talk about dreams. There are a few reasons for this, the first and foremost of which is that dreams are individually tailored for the user. So while you can describe being fondled by a cartoon octopus, you’ll never be able to do it to the extent that someone else will understand how you felt ( Read more... ) -
I'm cruel, but usually not this cruel.
Dear Robert Jordan fans:
Please read ANY THIRD NOVEL IN ANY FANTASY SERIES WRITTEN IN THE LAST 200 YEARS to see how the Wheel of Time series ends.
Yours Very Truly,
Paul S. Goodman -
Happy Otter.
Last night, as I arrived home, I found myself in a spectacularly bad mood ( Read more... ) -
The Famous Japanese Mountain, Mount Fuji.
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You have now entered the Prednizone. (sic.)
During my Convalescence, (doesn't that just bring up visions of me in a wicker wheelchair with a blanket over my lap?) I've been reading, watching movies, and playing video games. Lots and lots of video games ( Read more... ) -
We interrupt your regulalry scheduled program to bring you fresh hell.
Dear Frat Boys of the world ( Read more... ) -
PTSD, my ass.
So, Friday I had what I can only describe as a full-blown panic attack ( Read more... ) -
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Okay, first some pictures of my gross eye. Then some literary commentary.
1. Gross Eye, day of surgery:
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Remember when I got beat down and "they" fractured my eye socket? Of course you don't...you're all a bunch of short attention span media junkies ( Read more... )