Now how the hell am I supposed to think about updating this thing if I've got Dexter, Call of Duty, Photoshop, and good 'ole masturbation to keep me entertained? Seriously, if I made this thing six years ago for posterity I'm going to be so pissed at myself when I'm old ( Read more... )

1) Where did you begin 2009 ( Read more... )

So today Will Arlow committed suicide. Or maybe it was yesterday? I don’t know. But I today I get a phone call from my mother while I’m at work and she tells me Will committed suicide. With a gun she says.

I get mad. I tell her I think that suicide is the most selfish thing a person can commit. She asks if I can rearrange my plans to come back ( Read more... )

Yahoo headline: Kiss ruins highschool students graduation.

Turns out it was a literal kiss, but who among us didn't first picture the band Kiss bursting through a wall and punching the kid right before he got his diploma. And then because all highschools are dumb they somehow blamed the kid. The end.

Arnold Debuts A super Lazer that burns "As hot as the sun."

TELL ME THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, TELL ME IT'S NOT.

Dear world,

I still have a livejournal I just use it to read other people's live journals now.

The end.

New York City is the kind of town where when you go to see late-latenight improv a man named bruce sits in the front row and yells "fuck" until they turn the lights out on him;

So Livejournal, we meet again.

So much to do so much to see...so what's wrong with taking the backstreets

Okay, anyways, There is a lot of news. Romeo and Juliet is in production and I have a crush on Mercutio. I think he's going to be my favorite role. Also I have a crush on Krista. And I have a crush on JAPAN! And I have a crush on Toronto.

I went ( Read more... )

Oh man, I got to put the kids to bed the same time I do or else three hours sleep on a work night will happen. Fred Polone's laughter, though the most joyous of things on mose occassions, is the slumber killer of the century.

( A recount of the days in honor of a recount for Frankin )