I got a lot of time on my hand so enjoy my documentation.
( WHAT SHIT I DID IN 2008 )

this is gunna be a whopper.

So it's five on a sunday and all I need to do in the world is work on some homework but I cannot because my microsoft office trial has jst expired. I have spent the last three hours attempting to trick my computer into thinking that it is not a trial version but I am not nearly as smart as this machine ( Read more... )

How can anyone be happy if they leave a trail of bodies to get there?

I can't stand feeling my insides being all twisted up, and the uncertainty of every moment of my future hangs like a cement coat from my shoulders.

What is the cost of happiness? How come the timing never works out?

I want to live in a cave and never know anyone so I can ensure I ( Read more... )

I just took an online quizz for my history class on a book I never read, I mean, I've never even held a copy in my hands, never even read a synopsis, and got a 100%. This coupled with my bizarre ability to guess the price of my groceries without having to add up the sum of the objects makes me wonder if I am a savant. I'm feeling like hot shit ( Read more... )

Im in the cafe and I shouldn't be updating I should be getting ready for work. I'm not getting ready for work because in the corner are two men talking to each other about deductables, tax breaks, and no figure smaller than $10,000. Actually,one man. One man is talking to the other man. One man is proud as shit of his money. It pisses me off. No. ( Read more... )

Hey twat. Yes you. the one with the twat for a face. Listen up. Frappacinos are for pussies and diabatic fat asses. And asking for extra caramel is just asking me to light your crocs on fire. And if you ask me to put the extra frappacino in another cup and double cup that I'm going to come to your home,court your daughter as an upstanding gentleman ( Read more... )

THEY SHUT DOWN SCRABULOUS! IF THERE WAS A GOD HE WOULD HAVE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE AND KILLED OLD MAN HASBRO BEFORE HE COULD EVER INVENT PSYCHOLOGICALY DAMAGING BARBIES OR VIOLENCE INCITING GI JOES AND MOST OF ALL, STOPPED HIM FROM INVENTING HIS SUBPAR SCRABBLE GAME SO THAT SCRABULOUS COULD FLOURISH!! WHY?? WHY??

Things have a way of taking on a magnitude all their own regardless of weather you want them to or not. Here I am, David Ebert, just trying to enjoy my summer and figure out how I'm going to fit everything I want to do into one year of school and wondering if I really want to go straight to living with someone right out of college and how I really ( Read more... )

 Late one night I found myself at Rainbow foods (like Wegmans my New York friends) and as I was leaving I noticed a black man with a long thin beard wandering around the exit. He moved with the anxious buzzing of a man about to move out of his comfort zone. The movement of a man about to try something drastic and against his better judgment. His ( Read more... )