Yessirree, pancakes for breakfast. I am almost out of pear syrup. My favourite by far is blackcurrant syrup, but my connection doesn't stock it any more. It would be far easier for me to buy a pound of weed than blackcurrant syrup. What the hell is wrong with the world?

While I was eating a hot dog for supper, they ran the news story about the guy finding a finger in a tub of chocolate custard. Oddly enough, it didn't make me sick. That guy sure looked like a big fat woman.

I decided to make faux-Quiznos for supper. I took 2 slices of the aforementioned bran & sunflower seed bread. One I put on the toaster oven pan, and the other I left out. On the slice in the pan, I laid out slices of leftover chicken breast, bacon bits, and pineapple. I would have added red peppers, but they had gone moldy. Never eat moldy ( Read more... )

I had a salami sandwich. I know salami is not healthy, but it was left over from the pizza I made last week. I tried to make it as healthy as possible. I made it on bran & sunflower seed bread, which I baked myself. I packed it with baby spinach instead of lettuce (because I didn't have any lettuce). But it still was full of salami. I mean, ( Read more... )

I ate some wieners for supper because I was lazy. I buy Maple Leaf 100% wieners not only because they are healthier than cheapies, but because they are excellently spicy. I don't know what kind of spices they put in them, but they get orange grease all over everything they touch.

I'm just not hungry. I had a big steak yesterday, and some mashed potatoes with butter and sour cream. I am probably still full from that. I need to go to the gym now. I'm sure a workout will restore my appetite.

I have almost finished the box of Detour brand protein bars I bought. Cripes, do these things ever suck. Just because they use artificial sweeteners does not mean they have to go crazy with the aforementioned sweeteners. Did they ever consider that maybe people who want to eat healthy do not want extra-sweet things? Probably not.

I like to eat scrambled eggs. I eat them almost every day. They make this product that is basically scrambled eggs that you can just pour however much you want into a pan. They come in the same type of carton as half and half cream, and the printing is unfortunately the same colour as the cream carton. I have accidentally made scrambled eggs in my ( Read more... )

I don't feel very good.

I just had a sandwich made with chunky peanut butter and strawberry jam. Why do people obsess over jelly? Grape jelly is revolting. Strawberry jam is clearly superior. It is strange that no one seems to catch on ( Read more... )