So as it turns out, I only had he flu. The protein drink is innocent. I am relieved ( Read more... )

I bought a new kind of protein shakes because they were on sale. "European Whey" it said. I've had two shakes on consecutive days, and both times I got the runs so bad I nearly soiled my pants. I guess that more or less explains why Europe is the way it is ( Read more... )

You have no idea how delicious this stuff is. I've never even seen a real fresh blackcurrant, but everything blackcurrant flavoured rules. It's a British thing. The Chinese like them too, but only because the British used to own China and had all their manky British shit flown in, which happened to include some Blackcurrant ( Read more... )

I really like this stuff. It's hard to pronounce it right. It doesn't rhyme with blow. It's not fooooo, or fuuuuu. It kind of rhymes with "duh". But not exactly.

Unpasteurized beer is pretty good. I never knew there was a difference. It's why keg beer is better. But now I can get it in cans.

I made a breakfast wrap today. It had scrambled eggs, hash browns, and cheese. Too many carbs. It needed more meat. Maybe tomorrow I will put some turkey in it.

I haven't posted here in a while. I had some curry last night. I like Thai curry. It was so hot I could barely eat it, but it was delicious so I did.

This morning I shat out some napalm. My anus is burning.

I cooked some McCain Smiles. They are quite bland. I suppose that's to be expected: they are made of mashed potatoes. I have this odd urge to turnthe smiles sideways on my plate.

I had chicken for dinner, but let's talk about my neighbours' dinner. My neighbours had pizza. They ordered Little Greasers, the shittiest pizza ever. Then they put the empty boxes in the trash. They did not put the lids on tight ( Read more... )

I went to the store to buy ingredients for lasagna. I was mad that I spent $23 on ingredients just to make a lasagna. I could go to a restaurant for that. But then when I got home and put the stuff together, it was actually enough to make 3 large lasagnas and I still have 2 blocks of mozza left over. So now I have 10 servings of lasagna in ( Read more... )

I am all out of eggs. Or rather, pre-scrambled egg substance. Never do I crave eggs more than when I am out. At least I have beer.