This could be a hoax, could be insanely expensive, could end up not working whatsoever, but if it does work, holy crap.
Holy motherfucking christ. Growing oil.

I know, it looks like a scam, smells like a scam, but goddamn, what a scam...

Well, this is a nice little piece of news in the midst of all of the chaos and awfulness:

Ralph Reed is not just a slimy scumbag asshole, he's also a giant LOSER!In other news, seeing normal movies on IMAX is a not the best idea (I don't know if all IMAX screens are domes, but we went to a domed one, and the movie was just stretched out and way ( Read more... )

The whole situation in Israel just goes to show that the terrorist groups fighting against Israel don't give a damn about Gaza or the West Bank or Palestinian independence.  They just want to bring down Israel.  That's it.  There is no other goal and nothing intermediate will suffice.  Unfortunately, the Arab world, in general, has been taught to ( Read more... )

So, I'm newly wisdom-toothless, and it's been really easy so far.  There's a little ache in one corner, but I've been good other than that.  The worst thing was the insane amount of novocaine in me.  I'm still a little bit numb.  But I'll take that over pain, so I guess it balances out ( Read more... )

And here's the specifics of the Italian baiting of Zidane.This is along with hacking and pulling at him all game, probably talking this level of shit (if not worse) throughout, and getting away with dive after dive after dive ( Read more... )

Oh yeah,

Fuck Italy.

And fuck all the assholes claiming that Zidane's headbutt will "taint his legacy" or whatever.  That's a whole bunch of bullshit.  Zidane is going to go down in history as one of the best ever, regardless those racist, card-baiting Italians.

Holy crap, this just in from LINDSEY TANNER, AP Medical Writer:

Fat people not more jolly, study says

Really?  Fucking "reporters..."

Anyway, big World Cup game tommorrow, should be fun.  And NBA free agency is turning out pretty interesting.

"Keep your eyes open, Meatwad.  I'm gonna horrify you into a comma."

I love the extended commercial for the new Rabbit.  Terrific ( Read more... )

Now, it might have been the moronic teenagers opening their cellphones every five minutes and driving my peripheral vision crazy, or the fucking asshole girls sitting in the row in front of us coming and going every 15 minutes and talking the whole damn time, but Superman didn't do a whole lot for me ( Read more... )

Why do the teams I like have to be so goddamn stupid and awful ( Read more... )