This is me, amused.

[mrsinfuture]

"It's not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everybody - guy or girl - wants to be a slut."
-Jordin Sparks

Ohhhhhhh OK.

Because young people are completely incapable of being sexually aware. "The 40 Year Old Virgin" got it right, it sucks so do it and get it out of the way. Y/N?

Wait why do I care again?

Comments

[heartz329]

I was always under the impression that sex was a fake-bad thing. It's a biological imperative, meant to ensure the continuation of our species...which is why a lot of dumb people do it without protection, etc. Basic human nature.

Blowing people up, starving to death, dying of a disease in the third world that would be easily cured here, living in a radioactive wasteland...

If slut is the worst thing people can call you, you're doing just fine.

[fivealive]

all I was able to read out of this entry were the words i - aren't - getting - laid.

I am made of epic fail!!!!!!!!!11

[mrsinfuture]

Sorry bb. I think God's trying to tell you to wait for the welshman.

[fivealive]

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*books plane ticket to cardiff*