Pinko Commie Election Wrap-up

[mrsmartiepants]

Mission Accomplished

Transcription of Dubya’s acceptance speech.

Comments

[passenger86]

>I call upon the small focus group of insurgents -- the 48 percent who voted for my opponent -- to come forward and join us.

That's the only line about this election that I've been able to laugh at.

[mrsmartiepants]

What? You mock Dubya's clear mandate? You know, there's a special kind of justice for people in Alabama like you.

[passenger86]

>there's a special kind of justice for people in Alabama like you.

Yeah...it's called living in Alabama.

[warhooligan]

he would say hoofs and not hooves.

;)

(good job. your linkage always amazes)

[mrsmartiepants]

Thanks.

One of the nice things with doing the Dub is that you can be loose with the spelling and grammar. Why bother editing?

[warhooligan]

oh, you mean that was a typo?

I would have never knew!

4 MORE (comedically solid gold) YEARS!

[saralicious]

Thank you for making me chuckle a little bit at this whole situation. I hadn't been able to yet.

I want to strangle my generation - one neck at a time.

[mrsmartiepants]

one neck at a time.

Start with the red ones.

[liquidgirl]

i'm so desperate for humor and desperate for hope!

here's how bad it's getting pants, i'm listening to psychics that are predicting bush will not serve out his entire term because of a scandal that will begin to emerge next week. i'm listening and i'm hoping they're right.

please. please. where's the revolution?

[mrsmartiepants]

where's the revolution?

They decided to stay home. Apparently only fag haters are willing to stand in lines for hours to voice their opinions.

i'm listening to psychics

Okay. THAT is bad. There is definitely a certain amount of 1996 in reverse going on here, i.e. people hoping that he'll be brought down by a scandal. Of course, there was a GOP Congress to go after Clinton back then. We don't have that advantage here. I don't doubt that many of his policies will blow up in his face during the next 4 years and we can only hope that it will forever damage the GOP image. Still, if we don't light a fire under some damn commies, it won't matter.

[liquidgirl]

::flicks lighter under commie shoes::

what did you think of the *new* information from the bin laden tape?

[mrsmartiepants]

Not much, other than the fact that I hate having to agree with a terrorist on anything.

If that had been put out there, it wouldn't have changed much. If anything, it might have the Dems look worse. That's a line pretty much taken out of Michael Moore, therefore... you support Moore, you support the terrorists.

[cruelnails]

Values are driving this engine, partner. And we got a Hemi.

Officially the first thing about this mess that's made me chuckle.

That and Letterman's analysis last night: "Who know a horrible economy and a badly run war were so popular with the American people."

[mrsmartiepants]

"Who know a horrible economy and a badly run war were so popular with the American people."

Brilliant. Thanks for sending a chuckle my way too.

[cruelnails]

At least us liberals are still good of a laugh ...