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Hello Readers

Did you know I’m an incredibly talented writer? No, seriously, I am. I mean right now I feel like a twatter with no job, and no prospects other than writing about babies for the rest of my fucking life (which I actually don’t mind so much, cos I get to dispel myths about “tearing” - yes, it happens, but it’s the last, and least painful ( Read more... )

Today, I would mostly like you all to leave at least one comment and tell at least one person about Readers' Knives, please

Readersknives.blogspot.com

I would also like to k now if anyone is available at short notice either Tuesday or Wednesday, because I am probably going to see Brief Encounter at the Cinema Haymarket and would like a partner.

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Find out:

http://readersknives.blogspot.com/

Also, I think I may have been commissioned to write an article called "How to have sex with a woman on the first date"

Yes, I know.

That's what you should do when life gives you lemons ( Read more... )

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