Read this in its entirety if you dare. It is short, and embodies all that is wrong with allowing children to play on the Internet.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8203595/1/Love_and_food

I have no idea where I'll put this, but I think I might have to put it somewhere. Because despite being hardcore K/P, I love nothing more than watching Haymitch and Johanna take them down."The problem," says Haymitch, "is that they just love you to the point of nausea, until you start to think that it's normal. And then you realize that you ( Read more... )

Have stepped away from FIVE; am back to EVERYTHING BUT.

Katniss has just called Johanna for advice.

Things I would like to ban from THG fic:

The phrase "the boy with the bread"
Any variation on "she has no idea--the effect she can have" (especially any use in PWP)
Describing Finnick as a "golden God"
Katniss sleeping with Haymitch (my U can never be that A)
Any reference to being any piece in any games

This isn't a drabble, and it's not a story--not yet, not really. This is me playing with the "it took me five, ten, fifteen years to agree" thing. I figured she agreed at ten and they had one, and again at 15. So what happened at five ( Read more... )

I know I should stay away from the Pit but sometimes I can't help it.

Why are people writing Magic School Bus fic? I mean seriously? WHY?

It's a bit early in my renewed fic writing career to have this much writer's block.

Reading Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov? Is really interfering with writing Katniss/Peeta. I just LEFT them there, not even having sex yet.

Okay. So I think I want to do the Big Bang fic thing. Now I'm on the prowl for prompts. I prefer to write K/P (which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea), but would most likely bring others in (H/E for instance) and would definitely want to involve Johanna, because she rocks.

But nothing on my plot bunny list lends itself to 20,000 words.Um...help

Random fic related hate of the day:

CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING HIM THE BOY WITH THE BREAD EVERY FIVE MINUTES. Especially in post-MJ fic.