The air conditioner has been out for two days. It is 32 degrees outside and much, much hotter inside. We have no fans and no windows. I think that my eyelids are sweating.

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Tonight Rhys, Chantelle, Matt and my extremely bruised derriere went to see Van Helsing. Much hilarity followed. Some of the other ten in the dark with us were either offended by the movie or by our frequent attack of giggles because several of them left during the funny scenes like ( Read more... )

Let's sum up!- My boss big boss has a new job and he's leaving tomorrow. He announced it today, he has to leave tomorrow ( Read more... )

Wonderful things about tonight ( Read more... )

I was both boring and bored. I called everyone and it being saturday night and all they were either a) not at home or b) even more boring than I am. All is not lost though because I discovered The Secret (TM VEVERLY) The secret is to drink a bottle of wine. A whole bottem of the cheapest wine you can imagine (Passion Pop $4.50) and then things seem ( Read more... )

I just found this Ah, memories! Delish, Plastique BEVERLY and her delightful Gemz and her special Nick . What do teenagers on the net do now that there's no evil, hilarious ubbs to be part of? (or maybe there are and I just don't know) huh ( Read more... )

This is the sort of town where I am most safe in my toilet where the most offensive things I hear are of my own making (or from my next door neighbor Mr Farty bottom). Often I find that having a conversation with people here is sort of like walking up to a random stranger and saying "no please, buzz me with this cattle prod". However, this is ( Read more... )

I went home sick yesterday. It's amazing how the moment my feet walked through the door of my flat I ( Read more... )

Recently, in the midst of an arguement with Rhys after he'd told me that I wasn't being "open minded" about ( Read more... )