"g'day Shannon.Thanks for heart-warming message.Kind of you to ( Read more... )

Sometimes at work I find myself in the kitchen murmuring "stupid fuckers" over and over again. Then I mix myself some milo and coffee and remember how much joy I feel on pay day ( Read more... )

I wonder if there's something about weddings that makes people go crazy and invite everyone they've ever known ( Read more... )

Recently at work the women I work with were discussing the break up of a client's marriage. One of the women let's call her Old I've Had A Stroke and I Have Diabetes and I Can't Eat What You're Eating and I Am Going to Bore You To Death About It said that it wasn't like the woman was really married because she hadn't even taken her husbands last ( Read more... )

Last night I rang my friend Crazy Amanda. Crazy Amanda is exactly the person to call when you feel worried that you're getting bitter because you seem to hate nearly everyone."FUCK EM!" she shrieks and then she says that I am not bitter that most people are fuckheads and we are special and that's why (she warmed to her subject) that's why it's so ( Read more... )

There are things about ANZAC day that I appreciate. I adore the long weekend and I'm very fond of the busicuts ( Read more... )

I want to talk about THINGS and I want to know who I'm talking to so I'm going to start having a chunk of friends only entries. Because sometimes I want to post pictures of my nipples and sometimes I want to be TMI to my little heart's content without wondering if its going to bite me in the arse later.

If you drink cordial it will give you cancer (forcing my sister and I to drink a table spoon of cod liver oil every morning was apparently to prevent us getting cancer although we over threw that many years ago and have remained strangely cancer free)

If you wear a tampon you won't be a virgin (she was worried paranoid about toxic shock and ( Read more... )

Today was my secret santa day at work. The person I was buying for wanted a packet of cigarettes. He nearly got the Bell Jar instead but I relented and bought him Stupid White Men. It seems wrong to inflict The Bell Jar on people at Christmas time ( Read more... )

The dead cockroach set us on the inevitable path to destruction ( Read more... )