"Some people are like Slinkies… not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

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There have been times when I think I go through a lot of these in the same night. (especially #4 and #7... *ouch*)

( Alcohol Warnings )

Just for the record, I've never had any of these said to me. Really... I mean it... I'm serious... believe me.... please believe me...

( Worst Things To Say To A Naked Man )

Despite my best efforts to take the high road, this joke made me laugh out loud...

( Quick Joke )

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I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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