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OMG FIRST THOUGHTS HPB:

( IF YOU THINK THESE AREN'T SPOILERS YOU'RE VERY MISTAKEN. ALSO READS AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN ON CRACK. )

There appears to be a rather rummy sort of meme floating around lately, so I thought I'd give it a shot ( Read more... )

I was stuck behind a van today with nine of those tacky little magnetic ribbons on the back. NINE. And they were all different. I counted three times because I just couldn't believe it ( Read more... )

The Pope is getting to be kind of like Schrödinger's cat. Dead? Not dead? Near dead? It's all theological anyway.

( Cut for extreme, late silly )

It is a generally recognized fact that it is cool to be uncool. Therefore COOL = -COOL. Examples ( Read more... )

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The MovieWell. I think they've managed to rape the funniest book of all time of all it's fine, bitter British humor, and replace that with nasty American slapstick. The first few scenes involve Arthur getting hit in the face, and then burning his hands on toast. The last few scenes involve Arthur, Ford and ( Read more... )

If I have to read one more silly post about those silly gay penguins, I swear I'm going to snap. The story is MONTHS old, people! They're here, they're queer arctic flightless birds, and they are indeed cute. Now let's move on.

That is all.

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