My tail bone aches today, and I haven't the slightest why. I never man-handle my coxyx (preferring to be girl-handled) and ever since a traumatizing incident last march, I don't sit down too fast. Since everyone I know is alarmingly well educated, or at least possess a document that claims as much, any theories you could post would be wonderful ( Read more... )

I have a sinister desire to run far far away from...an unknown quantity. I have such a small group of friends currently, most of my Livejournal peers nothing except blurred memories. In fact, several I haven't seen in a couple of years, and the last time I saw most of you, the encounter was a bit...chilly. Stiff, formal if you will. And that's ( Read more... )

My feet are very smelly. When I sit on this stool where I write this post, I can smell my feet. Most unpleasant. At what point will my friends notice and ostracize me? Will they have the decency to host an intervention before shunning me at home and feigning unfamiliarity in public? Will they punish the sin and not the sinner by cutting off my feet ( Read more... )

I'm so tired of rolling and cutting sushi. I have reoccurring dreams of people I know standing on a hill together, rolled up without warning and cut into six pieces. Sometimes it's people I don't like, and I smile, but not often enough ( Read more... )

I got inked. No cephalopods involved, only electric needles. My metal chinese dragon box, meant for holding cumulative hours of minimum wage, is once again empty. I'll post a picture when I come by one ( Read more... )

I went to New England Yearly Meeting (annual week long Quaker gathering) and had a pretty good time. However...I went to the beach with the Junior High kids to help out the staff/hang out with my girlfriend, and I of course contracted a hideous sunburn. Right on that rectangle of flesh in the middle of your back that you can't reach without ( Read more... )

The beach, the day before last, was lovely. We (Emily and I) discovered ten different horseshoe crabs, two pairs of which were mating. I picked up and examined all the single arthropods, but let the lovers be. After all, I myself detest interruptions during sex, more than almost anything. They were exciting creatures, older in form than dinosaurs ( Read more... )

Found this while looking at gaming comics and thought of Ben N. and mi hermano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4

Franny would probably dig it too.

Life is acutely pleasing, and indubitably terrifying. Everything is satisfying, though there remain cravings for more. It's a lot like a cup of green icecream. Or E.S.Posthumous ( Read more... )

Notes for the romantically eccentric ( Read more... )