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[mulletboy]

Official "Be Jeffs Girlfriend" Contest Entry Form:

Name:
Age:
Location (city/state):
Height:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Availability*:
Favorite Band(s):
Butts?**:
Booze?***:
Drugs?***:

Please include a Picture and a small essay on why I should be your boyfriend!

Thank you for entering!

- Jeff

Comments

heh heh.

[bluezeppelin]

Name:Emily
Age:I'm a 20 year old in a 15 year old body.
Location (city/state):Greenfield, Mass
Height:5'4"
Hair Color:Blue
Eye Color:Brown
Availability*:5-11pm on weekdays and weekends vary*wink*
Favorite Band(s):The Beatles, Modest Mouse, and the Postal Service.
Butts?**:Never have, never will.
Booze?***:Never have, never will.
Drugs?***:and again...Never have, never will.

Picture-my icon.
Essay-Jeff should be my boyfriend because he is awesome. By awesome I mean that he has great taste in music, he is one sweet boy, he saves little girls from being hit at shows, he is a good bowler, and he's hot like it's his job. The end.

Re: heh heh.

[mulletboy]

Heh too bad you had to go get a BOYFRIEND on me! Blah! It's ok, I forgive you for stepping on my emotions. It's all good.

we know it wouldn't work anyway.

[sound_asleep]

Name: Amber Marie.
Age: 16
Location (city/state): secane/pennsylvania.
Height: 5'3''
Hair Color: red.
Eye Color: gold.
Availability*: eh... it's impossible anyway.
Favorite Band(s): anything hard and violent.
Butts?**: yes. sorry.
Booze?***: not really.
Drugs?***: nope.

Re: we know it wouldn't work anyway.

[mulletboy]

I'm going to be near you next week. Should I stop by your work any particular date/time, or do you never want to see me again?

[offencetaken]

Name: josh pratt
Age: 18
Location (city/state):worcester, ma
Height:5.10
Hair Color:black
Eye Color: brown
Availability*: when brookes at work
Favorite Band(s): fuck bands
Butts?**: yeah
Booze?***: hell yeah
Drugs?***: yeah

jeff should date me because i am involved, am in every way not close to edge, and am not a big fan of emo, steal his women, am generally a jerk but never on purpose, however we have a deep love for one another that no one will ever understand.

-i have no picture but i no you see me in dots and lines when you close your eyes.-

UP THE HIPPYS

[mulletboy]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!?! ::sob sob::

[creaturefeature]

"UP THE HIPPYS" ?!?!?!
I swear to god I'm gonna punch you in the junk when I see you next.

You didn't even spell hippies right. dick cheese.

[radio_flyers]

Name: braeanne
Age: 18
Location (city/state): hudson, ma
Height: 5'3
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: light brown
Availability*: who knows now a days
Favorite Band(s): moneen, senses fail, tokyo rose, brand new, ASL
Butts?**: mmhmm..
Booze?***: kinda not really.
Drugs?***: no

Pic.

[mulletboy]

Ya, if only you were serious! Dear god! I'd die!! :) seriously brae, be my girlfriend.

[xo_eudora_ox]

you bitch! i thought you were mine. what about all those times you looked me in the eyes ...i thought you loved me.....;(

<3 lator smoohcie :)

[sacreddesire]

Name: Laurie
Age: 18
Location (city/state): Shrewsbury, MA
Height: 5'2 1/2
Hair Color: depends on my mood
Eye Color: orange
Availability*: depends on chris's mood
Favorite Band(s): switchblade symphony
Butts?**: no
Booze?***: no
Drugs?***: no

[mulletboy]

hahahaha yours was, by far, the best so far!!

"depends on my mood... depends on chris' mood" HAHAHA Hilarity with similarity. Greatness Laurmeister. See you early tomorrow... err... this morning.