[ There is the distinct sound of an explosion somewhere in the remote vicinity. Assuming you haven't wet yourself, run away, or both, consider yourself now unwittingly participating in mass. ]

Let's begin today with a reading: Let ye who has pulled the pin of the grenade not succumb to the burning embers behind him. And let ye whom the grenade pin ( Read more... )

While I do appreciate the gesture, I have to wonder what's the catch ( Read more... )

[ This is a very, very fine, regular day at 221 Baker Street. What's a better way to spend a quiet Sunday morning than clearing up your best friend's dirty laundry piling up in the oddest corners, draped over your clean clothes and- hey, isn't that the shirt you thought you had lost last week ( Read more... )

[ Here's Nobunaga. He's sitting at the table and suspiciously alone ...it's quiet for once.

Too quiet.

And that makes him very paranoid. ]

Hey idiots, you have ten seconds to get your asses in here and tell me what you're up to.

[ Inuchiyo's pitiful excuse for a device, one slightly maligned by his tender care, has been discarded on the countertop and has turned on because the abuse has left it ( Read more... )

[ video! but the camera is upside down! ]Good day! Ah if I'm not using this correctly I'm sure I'll be instructed about it shortly. My apologies if this makes understanding me difficult; this is the method provided unless you were to give me an alternative for a decisive conversation with our swords ( Read more... )

[ it's 4 o'clock, do you know where your sisburger is?

Well she's in the Temple of Atia, haranguing a priest there. She's at the altar where devotees leave their offerings for favors but she's hardly in the most prayerful of dispositions. She's holding a wad of bills... a burning wad of bills, turning slowly as if looking for the goddess she's ( Read more... )

[be careful how you walk in the woods.

BOOBS might poke your eyes out]

[ THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT GAIZ

Let's have a tea party. ]

Just how many of you are there?!