Tuesday's Gone

[mustybuckets]

Alright, I'll admit. Lately, I've been a raging insomniac. I have such a desire to climb up into my bed, set my alarm, and doze off, but instead, I keep getting people telling me that it's 1 in the afternoon, and I should be up for at least 6 more hours. Hey, I don't know about you, buddy, but I just got up at noon

Comments

[skyangel089]

you have way too much time on your hands. :)

[ariadne12]

thanks for 5 minutes of entertainment.

I know this one!

[quantum_moose]

I know this one! The reason we celebrate Easter with eggs and bunnies dates back to the worship of a Germanic goddess Eastre (no I am not making this up). It was a pagan holiday that the church adopted. Eastre is the goddess of fertility, that's why eggs are hidden around the house, to improve fertility. I don't think I need to explain the bunny connection. anywho, the traditional pagan way to celebrate Easter then is to hide eggs and then have lots of crazy european sex (I swear I'm not making this up, google it!). The goddess Eastre also lends her name to the female hormone Estrogen. This message has been brought to you by the Jelly Belly Jelly Beans, which have no pagan germanic origins but thought they would capitalize on Jesus's death. Have a nice day!