Sara: Screw this, let's go get bagels.
Nick: Oh yeah, it's bagel day! But I had pizza for breakfast.
Sara: Pizza for breakfast is a time-honoured tradition. It's delicious and nutritious!
Nick: And ice cream.
Sara: ...you're on your own there.

Matt: I assigned you a task.
Sara: Screw off! …what is it?
Matt: Well, you know how I gave you the skill “dog fucker” the other day on [our test software]?
Sara: Yeah.
Matt: Well, now I’ve assigned you to fuck the dog.
Sara: It is my specialty.

Matt has ruined my taste in music. When we both started working here, we did the customary new-coworker-music-trade. I didn't have much to give--I mostly had pop, cutesy Japanese stuff, a tiny bit of classic rock, and a few less common bands thrown in for good measure ( Read more... )

I’m way, way too distracted today at work to get much done, so it struck me that I could post on my neglected LiveJournal. I’ll go from boring to more important.

WorkWith one major flaw, work is fantastic. I get to do what I want, how I want, and so long as I meet my deadlines (or have good reasons for being late on them), nobody bothers me. I ( Read more... )

There are large men walking around the office groaning, “AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGH” like ponderous, landlocked whales ( Read more... )

I’m in the recording studio today, reading and recording a script for a new training course. The fact that the “recording studio” consists of me leaning back, snarking, “Shut up for a sec!” and clicking a button is entirely beside the point ( Read more... )

Pookzilla says:
I'm a supporting character, often in my own life
Sara says:
"The tatooed girl"?
Pookzilla says:
yep!
Pookzilla says:
or "queer friend #2"
Sara says:
Omg I love the hot tattooed girl! She's my favourite character.
Sara says:
Seriously underrated, but hawt.
Pookzilla says:
I hope to have lines in an upcoming episode!
Sara says:Hah

Francis [10:20 AM]:
Are things going better today at least?
Sara [10:22 AM]:
*psychotic grin*
Francis [10:22 AM]:
*slowly edges away*

Sara Reynolds [3:47 PM]:
Hah, that reminds me!
Sara Reynolds [3:48 PM]:
I was driving near where you live the other day, where the horses are? And I was with my nephews. And the six-year old was all, "There are three horses and a baby horse. It can fly."
Justin Deal [3:48 PM]:
Did you provide names for the horses?
Sara Reynolds [3:48 PM]: I ( Read more... )

Again, I've been AWOL, but I'm trying to not be. The short and sweet of it is that I'm still exhausted all the time, and the doctor said that I'm anaemic. So now I'm on iron supplements, which is fine, but she said I won't feel better for about three months. *shudder ( Read more... )