When I am cold, I cover myself. When I am hungry, I provide and eat with my own two hands. When I am lonely, a book is companion enough. I like that about myself. Even beyond, I respect that about myself. There are times when others pout, puff out their lips and moan about a lover never had, or a body secured that suddenly snakes away. Warmth can ( Read more... )

He's still sucking everyone's dick on the side. Swallow it up.

I can parry a blow like any man that has waded in loss. Then I met the sucker punch. Now I am on my knees with my mouth open. This time it's not for you though. Inhale.

Lately things haven't been right. I have been sad, angry, upset, confused and all the other shit that falls in between. In the midst of all this a grand friend of mine Amber has been extremely patient and generous. I am sorry our hangout time has been put on hold Amber. It's not a good feeling not seeing you every other day like we used to. ( Read more... )

I'm a changed woman! I go to college and immediately begin to feel superior to everyone around me, even my friends, though I'll make it appear as if we're really on the same level so I don't come off like a condescending person. You would think that once everyone has kindly told you that sometimes you step out of line you would not just fold your ( Read more... )

Yes, it's about time for one of these meaningless things.

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results
Warmth ||||||||||||||| 46% Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Emotional Stability ||||||||| 30% Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||| 50% Liveliness |||||||||||||||||| 58% Dutifulness ||||||||||||||| 42% Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

This part of Alanis Morissette's song "Perfect" reminds me of myself, and what I say to myself...a little too much, it's almost creepy ( Read more... )

So I have yet to go to bed yet, which is to no surprise since I pulled the same thing last night. I really have no clue how the internet can occupy so much of my time when really I only do four things: 1.) Chat it up on AIM 2.)Check my myspace 3.)Check e-mail , just to see if anyone sent me a myspace message/comment/friend request/blog opinion and ( Read more... )

I just walked out into the kitchen at 2:30 in the morning and my mom farted.

I'm ugly and need a nose job (at least).