They Say Spain is Pretty, though I've Never Been.

[mydamonian]

Whoa!!!  Where the cunt did I go for so long?  What I'm excited about is that Bethany, my Bethany, is coming in tomorrow!  Ya nerrrrvous!?!?  She plans on giving Iason a scrapping tutorial.  She also plans on giving me a stern talking to.  ...I don't know what that means.

Jason bought another InTouch Weekly magazine today.  Is anyone else worried

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[akronohten]

You could do crafts for a living? And sell them from a tralier at Moss-Wright Park? Where you live?

[akronohten]

hehe funny...

-Joe

[mydamonian]

"Tralier"? Is that French for "trailer" or "trolley"?

~D

[akronohten]

It's actually French for "I hate you, you balding jackass."

[bacchianrevelry]

Sounds like you would be perfect for "Trekkie" or "Star Wars Nerd."

Since I am verrrrry sleepy, I read the first item as "self-defecation."
Sorry, just thought I'd share. Oh, and I can't believe you just made a WHOLE post without mentioning Taylor Hanson or some other homo-teen idol. YAY!

[mydamonian]

Look here, Mister Man, don't tempt me. I can do a whole Jesse McCartney entry just out of spite! SPITE!!!

~D

[kneenee]

I keep telling you, teacher in China!!!! No experience or skills needed beyond speaking english and being able to drink!

[mydamonian]

But you're leaving! Who's going to take care of me, Larry?? We all know what he's after.

~D

[marilynmichelle]

I don't even know you, but I thought I would let you know that I quite enjoy reading your journal. It is so effortlessly entertaining. I accidentally stumbled upon it by reading my friend Dustin's "Friend's Page". It was a lovely accident. So, thank you for the free laughs. You made me "crack-up" in a library (just imagine the looks I received-it was grand). :)
-Michelle

[mydamonian]

Well, glad my day-to-day activities are considered a laughing stock within the halls of knowledge. I'm always amazed when I found out that someone I don't know reads this drivel. I mean, I'm trying to get out of this mess, and you're telling me you're a fan.

Nice to meetchya, Mystery L and Michelle.

~D

[wildebeasting]

Remember when the author of that book I gave you read your journal and commented on it? He thanked you for mentioning his book. That was creepy.
-M...................JM

[mydamonian]

Alison Burnett soooooooo has a crush on me!

~D

[love_technician]

Uh oh; what happened to Madonna??

[mydamonian]

Nothing serious. She just released a childrens' book and InTouch thought it necessary to do a lil' faerie (I hate it when people spell it like that) tale about it--complete with rhyme scheme!

~D