Comments | mydamonian: Fffffffffiddle-Dee-Dee, that will Require a Tetanus Shot

mydamonian

Fffffffffiddle-Dee-Dee, that will Require a Tetanus Shot

Jul 08, 2005 01:26

Every since Jason came home it's been Martha Stewart this and HGTV that. I've been inundated, and I have to say, I've succumbed. So, as it's sweltering, humid and I'm a complete moron, I've decided to a project in the poorly ventilated garage. I'm refinishing the chest in my room. I've already stripped the drawers and door, and tomorrow, I'm ( Read more... )

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drawma_boy July 8 2005, 07:23:23 UTC

hey, remember when the only thing that reminded you of me were brief cameos in second rate t.v. shows (ON USA FOR CHRISSAKES!!!) of one-time skin-lotion conessieur serial killers that ask questions about big girls ( ... )

mydamonian July 8 2005, 15:49:42 UTC

Oh. My. God. What the hell am I supposed to do??? Write down every song that reminds me of you? Tell you every time that I'm flipping through old comics from freshmen year and I think of you?? Tell you everytime I bring you up in conversation with my brother??? Jesus! Cry me a fuggin' river!!!

Oh, there was some Anthony Hopkins movie on the other day. I thought of you, because we both like that other movie he was in! Silence of the Lambs, remember!?!

Oh, and Darth Vader screaming "NOOOOOO!" tops my short list of ultimate cinematic fromagge moments. Psst!...did you notice that Jimmy Earl Jones was not the voice other than "What is thy bidding, my master?" CUZ I SURE AS HELL DID!!!

Love you.

~D

mydamonian July 8 2005, 15:54:24 UTC

Sorry, "fromage" has one g.

Mea-culpa!

~D

drawma_boy July 11 2005, 00:47:56 UTC

one thing i LOVED was ian mcdermott's CRAZY FACE during light saber battles.... i have visions of the *monroe blow job* all through the last half!!

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akronohten July 8 2005, 13:40:36 UTC

If Pat Robertson ever tried to bugger me, I'd make him wear a condom!

mydamonian July 8 2005, 15:55:23 UTC

That's probably sound thinking. The other day, on The 700 Club, I think I saw a devil of a cold sore on his lower lip.

~D

kelsietrpt July 9 2005, 00:37:10 UTC

Damon,

Where are you getting all of these leaky, water-based strippers, and where can I find them?

All of the strippers around here are bone dry...need lots of vaseline to prime the pump, if you know what I mean.

mydamonian July 11 2005, 19:30:29 UTC

Here's what I suggest, tie a pipe full of crystal meth on a string and drag it along the sidewalk of a sleazy urban intersection.

They'll come. Trust me.

~D