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mydamonian

Happy, Happy Turkey Day, Let's All Eat the Indian Way!

Nov 25, 2005 00:28

Happy Thanksgiving! Let's all give thanks to those white go-getters who toppled their Native American oppressors. A quote from Jason: "Happy Thanksgiving, Clive [our dog]! You know what Thanksgiving is? It's when Jesus rides a giant turkey handing out food to everyone!"

ClearChannel: You'll Like It...Or Else

First things first, though. As ( Read more... )

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dpubassguy November 25 2005, 18:58:48 UTC

I have to say that I tend to enjoy Sean Paul's new one. And I liked "My Humps" when I thought it was a massive musical joke as opposed to a legitimate pop song, but there ya go. MISS YOU!

mydamonian November 26 2005, 07:17:45 UTC

I actually haven't heard "My Humps" in its entirety. From the title I assumed that her "humps" were men she had slept with. But Jonelle was quick to point out that her humps are actually her tits. Like she's some sort of slutty dromedary.

~D

akronohten November 26 2005, 14:03:47 UTC

From what I've gathered from the music video (I've downloaded all of their music videos on limewire - they're like car wrecks - so horrendus that I can't stop watching) the humps also refer to the 'junk' in her 'trunk', as well as her tits. Chew on that one!

mydamonian November 29 2005, 06:54:57 UTC

I don't want to chew on her tits, thankyouverymuch.

~D

akronohten November 25 2005, 19:08:05 UTC

Oh, I did some research on this so-called Sean Paul, and he's from Jamacia. He even played for their national water polo team. Looks like you need a new fact checker, Xanthop!

P.s. I don't really like his music. But your argument is weakened by your factual errors.

-T.A.ing Raker

mydamonian November 26 2005, 07:09:53 UTC

Okay, but Shaggy I know isn't!

And Jamaicans are not exempt from sucking, you PC thug!

~D

akronohten November 26 2005, 14:04:09 UTC

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

marilynmichelle November 25 2005, 21:46:16 UTC

Bless you, Damon. Seriously, your ClearChannel opinions are dead on, and quite hilarious. I completely agree and think similar (but not as witty) thoughts when being faced with that type of music. I feel like I am being punished by a higher power when I listen to certain pop songs. Good times. Fall Out Boy isn't too bad, but Nickleback is pretty damn pathetic. Suck keen observations. :)

marilynmichelle November 25 2005, 21:48:45 UTC

Oh, and suck = such. My bad.

mydamonian November 26 2005, 07:15:42 UTC

Yeah, I really don't have a real problem with Fall Out Boy, it's just that after a while, once I've heard it 216 times in the past hour, the whole things starts to unravel.

~D

caitlintini November 28 2005, 21:23:21 UTC

ok, i wasn't going to comment because you already have too many comments, but i have 3 things to tell you so i have to.

1) i hate gwen stefani too -- every new single is worse than the last
2) i saw chicken little. it was ok...nothing great.
3) i have a joke for you (the lesbian joke reminded me of it): what did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts! haha! and i liked your joke too!

akronohten April 13 2006, 14:33:16 UTC

Did you see the article in the Tennessean today about that crazy woman in McMinnville who slept with one of her 13 year old students and is now stalking him on MySpace? She talks about Nickleback on it, don't worry: http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060413/NEWS03/604130391 . I also love her use of Jesus in her blog entry. Just love it.