Comments | mydamonian: Old Man Grumpus

mydamonian

Old Man Grumpus

Dec 02, 2005 21:38

So here's an exchange that occurred yesterday:

A dramatization in one act.

Damon Xanthopoulos, spritely chap...........a heavily sedated Ashton Kutcher
Jimmy Jimmerson, sandwich artist..................................Jonathan Lipnicki

SCENE: Goodlettsville Subway Restaurant, present day

Jimmy: What kinda bread you want?
Damon: Wheat.
Jimmy: Wait... ( Read more... )

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bacchianrevelry December 3 2005, 03:53:31 UTC

I'm 25. Where is my walker? Oh, and you shouldn't let some punk kid make you feel bad, especially when he is playin on your lawn.

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yesdnil311 December 3 2005, 05:21:56 UTC

I'm really disturbed by this picture. Seriously.

mydamonian December 3 2005, 05:42:50 UTC

Is he...and correct me if I'm wrong...but, is he--or, at least, does he think he is--a thug!??!

~D

caitlintini December 3 2005, 16:44:54 UTC

me too!!! i'm gonna have nightmares about this. i'm not sure what's the worst thing in this picture: the bling? the hair? the creepy font his name is in? sick.

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kneenee December 3 2005, 04:29:59 UTC

Ummm... first off, let's remember that this is a boy who, as you so aptly it, gropes lunch meat for a living... and thinks December is a day, not a month. And, AND! If Social Darwinism has taught me anything (and it Has, oddly enough) Lil' Jimmy will get his wish because he'll probaly get killed soon by either a Baseball Bat to the head, or a truck... I vote truck though... A big ol' 18 wheeler... He sounds like "pot hole filling" would be a good job for his future!!

And Trust me, 24 isn't a bad age! this is my second time being 24, so trust me!

I have to get to Senior Center now... we're going to the park to yell at the whippersnappers!!! Then we're eating corn mush!!

But really, I can still out party little 18, 19 and 20 year olds! I exhausted 4 of them in one night last week, and I had been up since 6am!

mydamonian December 3 2005, 05:48:59 UTC

If this were a book, he'd be killed by a toppled pile of aged luncheon meat. Aged 24 years, I'd suspect!

~D

kneenee December 3 2005, 09:36:38 UTC

So tell me again why we are NOT living in a book???

mydamonian December 4 2005, 02:44:52 UTC

The rent, mostly.

~D

yesdnil311 December 3 2005, 05:22:35 UTC

I like how you don't even mention afterwards about how you played it straight. Ha ha ha. Jimmy's a loser.

mydamonian December 3 2005, 05:46:26 UTC

Look lil' thing, when you get to be as old as me, you have come out nigh on to 16800 times, and then you start saving it for someone special. Sandwich "artists" don't count as special.

~D

yesdnil311 December 3 2005, 05:57:35 UTC

Be careful, you're sassing a celebrity here.

mydamonian December 3 2005, 06:06:42 UTC

Celebrity? Explain!

~D

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akronohten December 3 2005, 07:58:19 UTC

It's ok, I'm retreating back into the closet as I age.

I keep on noticing how the undergrads look younger and younger (and thus hotter and hotter). Plus I don't have a camera phone, which means I clearly don't adapt to technology. Thus, I'm old too. *solidarity sunday*

P.s. My last final is on your birfday, if you want to get trashed with me and my friends again. I'll try to sedate Ginger this time. . .

mydamonian December 8 2005, 07:25:37 UTC

Raker, let's face it, I don't even have a phone. Case closed!

~D

Speaking of Gap... zhartley December 3 2005, 08:35:41 UTC

I know we were talking about the lack of Gap ads as of late, but I saw a link to a new one directed by Spike Jonze:
http://www.ad-awards.com/inc/video.swf?id=154

Wonder if your meeting is about some kind of special promotion or change in company direction? Watch the link to see what I mean.

Re: Speaking of Gap... mydamonian December 8 2005, 07:29:27 UTC

Reh-dick-you-lus!

~D