Mister Xanthopoulos, Your Boobery is Growing Quite Tiresome

[mydamonian]

It's officially five days until I'm twenty-four.  Nerrrvous?  Hope you've got your shopping done.

So, the family is finally catching up with the world.  The world of two years ago.  We got high speed today from a man wearing a facsimile of the One Ring.  The ads didn't mention it, but look how fast this double anal penetration scene downloads!

Comments

[yesdnil311]

Santino looks a LOT like Rob Schneider to me. Is this a problem? For you I mean.

[mydamonian]

Ummm...you know I'm not really attracted to Santino. You know that, right? Riiiiight?!?!

~D

[yesdnil311]

Today I was listening to NPR and this very GAY man (flight attendant) called in to talk about the airplane shooting, and yes yes, he DID say "in this post-9/11 world."

I died that day.

[mydamonian]

On 9-11 (or in Italian: 11-9)? Then, Ms. Parsons, we're fighting for you!

~D

[akronohten]

I've heard that high-speed internet is a lot like a snowmobile - one of the Jap makes. And you cannot snowmobile your way down the forest trail to inner peace.

[mydamonian]

Hey! I'm just working for The Man!

~D

[bacchianrevelry]

Daniel has girlhair like my BF. HOT

[mydamonian]

Girl hair is hot. Case closed!

~D

[akronohten]

Patrick Mellor has girl hair. . .

[mydamonian]

Goddamn it, Raker!!!

~D

I Got Nothing

[zhartley]

Broadband eh? Does that mean you'll be online more...downloading muzak and pr0n? Makes me wish I had time to IM w/ ppl....damn grad school.

[anonymous]

Damon - I will be in Goodlettsville tonight for my brother's basketball game at Beech. Call me if you want to see me, and I know you do. ;)

[anonymous]

Oh, and Damon, this is Amanda. :)

[mydamonian]

I got it! I win!!!

~D

[mydamonian]

I'm assuming this is Amanda? Problem is I'll be working tonight, til close. BUT!!! I do want to see you, so you should come by the Gap and see me in the midst of Christmas at Rivergate.

~D