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I just picked up the Ben Taylor Band EP, I am so in love with this guy ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

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So I have this crazy ass redneck neighbor named Ed, he has Redneck Royal Rumbles on our Shared Front Lawn with his ex and her family over their son several times a week, he blasts his radio to the point that I can hear it at all points in my townhouse (even in rooms that don't share walls with the doors closed!), parties all the time, has a string ( Read more... )

Here is a tidbit from an article about a Turkey Help Line:

We got a call from a guy last year whose turkey wouldn't fit in his pan. He wrapped it in a towel and stomped on it until it did.

Someone should revoke his kitchen priveleges, foot + food = asswhoopin in my world.

I would like to wish you all whatever Holiday Best is most appropriate!

My mid-life crisis has mandated I send X-mas cards to everyone I have ever met, or would like to meet. That being said if you would like to receive some wacky Holiday Greetings send me your address at LMyfawnya@yahoo.com

Later all!

Where to start? Well, the bank put all of my checks through at a mere $112 dollars worth of overdraft charges. I hate them ( Read more... )

Today I have to wonder if it is was worth getting out of bed ( Read more... )

That I actually post something on my LJ!

I feel like there should be a parade or something :)

Well, I think that sometime in the near future I will actually have something interesting to say. Until then keep watching this spot, you never know when the dancing monkeys are going to show up.