here is a list of weird things my roommate has done recently ( Read more... )

plan II is absolutely THROWING money at me. And I, of course, am catching it and putting it in my pocket (actually, the bank). SO I got a $1500 travel grant, ostensibly to go to a Linguistics conference for 3 weeks, but...really? There is no oversight of the money so I COULD use it to go to somewhere else. But where? I have about 3 weeks between ( Read more... )

i know this is a bad idea but sometimes in painting class i just really want to eat my oil paints. they're so rich and squeezing them out of a tube is weirdly pleasing. and the colors are so evocative of delicious foods ( Read more... )

ok so I know it's almost march, but i was just looking through some old journal entries and found that I accomplished EVERY single resolution i made for 2008, so hooray for me!

"oh yeah so it's 2008 now, and heres to a sane and happy year free of drama. my new years resolution is to make money based on skillls that i acquired in college, or at ( Read more... )

i cannot even begin to describe the ways in which this sentence confuses and upsets me ( Read more... )

awww yeah i got a huge cuisinart food processor from my mom, which had been sitting around for 3 years, waiting to replace her 25yo one that refuses to break, STILL! and i need to think of things to use it for. and i thought the day i got the magic bullet (food processor, not vibrator) was a great day! so does anyone have any recipe recommendations ( Read more... )

i wish texas had Trader Joe's
woe is me, where else can i get dehydrated gnocchi in a bag?

Oh, Vince of Slap Chop, you've made my day! According to Vince, I will both stop having boring tuna, AND stop having a boring life! WHAT? That's not enough? Fugeddaboudit, as Vince says, because apparently I will ALSO love his nuts! Life IS hard enough as it is, Vince, and you're right, I don't want to cry anymore. Although, Vince, I am skeptical ( Read more... )

Normally, I don't really like Sarah Silverman. For one thing, she looks WAY too much like me (except my nose is smaller), which is confusing for a lot of people... For another thing, her show, upon reviewing, is NOT very funny. It has it's moments, but overall...she should have stopped at the Aristocrats. But anyway, I thought I would share this ( Read more... )

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