oh my god. reality just set in. In the next 6 months I will need to write a thesis, graduate from school, find a job, move to a new city (I hope) and find a place to live, and generally be a grown-up type person. how the FUCK am I going to do all that ( Read more... )

Thank heavens for the internet! I don't know what I would do if I couldn't order 32 pounds of multi-color sprinkles and have them delivered to my door in 3 days. Ooooh, specialty products. Seriously, what did people do back in the dark ages to find this stuff without google?

it's élitist

Alright, I'm not saying that I'm such a badass that I should just GET an A. But here's the sitch: I come to my Russian History Since 1917 class every day, I do as much reading as can be reasonably expected of someone who has other shit to do in her life, I take good notes, and for CHRISSAKES I SPEAK Russian. So why do I keep getting B's on my ( Read more... )

Dear could of,
I hate you. Have you ever seen yourself in print in any reputable source of media (but not medium)? No, you have (not of) not. Do you know why? Because you, if you think about yourself even briefly, make no sense. COULD of? Well, no, you couldn't HAVE...because OF is a preposition, and have is an auxiliary, modal or sometimes just a ( Read more... )

if food can be a measure of maturity, i think i'm officially a big kid now. For some bizarre reason I am no longer able to eat massive amounts of candy, i stopped drinking soda, and artificial strawberry flavoring is no longer a staple in my diet (aren't you proud, Christine?). I mean obviously, i still like candy, i just can't eat as much. I made ( Read more... )

curtain rises ( Read more... )

Alright, Mark Bittman ( Read more... )

( Dear Ya'll )

I love martha stewart. I do!

Because why?

Because this is a recent tweet:
"none of the chinese born guests are twittering yet but they will"

Oh, they will, Martha. It's only a matter of time ( Read more... )